Spygate Costs Belichick 500K; Commish Should Have Ordered Him to Shower

The New England Patriots were penalized a 2008 1st round pick and $250,000. If the Pats somehow miss the playoffs that 1st rounder will be given back, and they'll lose a 2nd and 3rd instead. That's really just fine print though, as the Pats missing the playoffs is about as likely as Bill Belichick being chosen as this year's Super Bowl member to host SNL. He just might kill Tracy Morgan.

Additionally, coach Belichick was fined $500,000. I guess this means Belichick will have to can the idea of going to 5th Avenue to buy a couple new suits. The one famous torn sleeves hoodie will have to do. Commissioner Roger Goodell might have wanted to reconsider that fine. Just order the 500K be put on a SAKS 5th Avenue Gift Card, and assign a NFL executive to escort him to make sure he uses it. What ever is left over goes into a dry cleaning account and a lifetime supply of shampoo, soap, and laundry detergent. That hoodie hasn't been washed in--- well maybe never. His team is immune to it as they deal with him everyday, but I'm sure it affects the opposition. Would anyone put it past Mad Scientist, Bill Belichick that the odors from his hoodie are unleashing a virus on his competition? Look at the picture. I think he's bringing back the third reich. He's obviously hiling. Just more proof that Belichick is pure evil. You missed your chance Goodell! You should have ordered Belichick's hoodie destroyed. Now who knows what this evil genius will do next. By the way, how does this guy have kids?

Pat Morgan