NFL Gameday Bits

Boomer and the gang aired an old Tom Brady Brady Bunch parody clip (which isn't funny save for Drew Bledsoe's appearance) and a new Kenny Mayne Mayne Event (which is always funny).

Mayne Event

I am in the process of uploading Kenny Mayne's Mayne Event Report from today's ESPN Gameday show. In the meantime, enjoy this one from a few weeks ago.

Marshawn Lynch - The Mayne Event

Marshawn shows, football is not all hard work, there is also Applebees.

Enjoy,
Chris Hill

Kenny Mayne is Talking in Headlines

Kenny Mayne Book Review

Kenny is back, but this situation is still FUBAR

It appears as those ESPN has fixed whatever their embedding problem was and brought Kenny Mayne back to WNYOsports.com. They do, however, still suck it long and hard.

You Killed Kenny! You Bastards!

Those pricks at ESPN have taken away our beloved Kenny Mayne and replaced him with WILBON! You will notice that two of the posts below contained embedded Kenny Mayne SC updates (covering the latest developments in tackle football).

ESPN has added embedding of their videos from their website. What they did not tell us is that they are re-assigning the URL of the videos after a few hours so that you get completely different videos. In short, where you once saw Kenny, you now see PTI, and soon will probably see a slide show containing the best of Sean Salisbury's camera phone pix.

We feel betrayed, but are still looking forward to An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport.

Kenny Updates You Again

We Love Kenny Mayne

And now Kenny is doing "SportsCenter Minute" updates for ESPN.com:

This video is actually pretty nifty, considering having a daily SC update here on the blog.

Bring Me the Finest Meats and Cheeses...

Kenny Mayne has updated his blog over at KennyMayneis WritingaBook.com:

Hello, this is Kenny Mayne, author. I've now written 10 chapters but I need the weekend off before I file Chapter 11.

On TV right now is another story about that Idaho senator who went to the bathroom in Minneapolis. I don't think he's going to run for president now.

My book will go an entirely different direction than all those other books that go on and on about Idaho senators who aren't running for president in bathrooms. My book will concentrate on sports, but not so much so that I'll lose readers who don't like sports that much. It will have a bunch of words, but not so many that I'll lose readers who cannot read.

Also, if anyone has good seats to Stevie Wonder in Boston—let me know.