The Knicks Had a Draft Pick?

The Sixers took Daequan Cook and then traded him to Miami for newly-drafted Jason Smith. Jay Bilas said "he's been killin' it" in workouts. No doubt, Jay-Beezy.

MJ took Jared Dudley from BC at #22. Dante Calabria was shocked.

The Knicks took Wilson Chandler A.K.A. "The Brother From DePaul." He can thank Spike Lee for that monikor. Jim Paxson is looking at the fine print to see if he now owns the rights to Chandler.

Zach Randolph is a Knick

Isiah Thomas managed to make some news on draft night afterall. He sent Channing Frye and Steve Francis to the Blazers for Zach Randolph, Dan Dickau and Fred Jones. Randolph was widely criticized in Portland for his poor work ethic and bad attitude. It will probably do him some good to get out of the bright media spotlight in Oregon.

The Wiz took Nick Young with the 16th pick. His mic went out while talking to Stu, so they had to get uncomfortably close to each other...not that Stu could tell (bad depth perception joke, sorry).

The Nets took Sean Williams out of Boston College and Marco Belinelli of Italy will now play for the admiration of Jessica Alba in Oakland.

Javaris Crittenton went 19th to the Lakers. I feel as though he may not be enough to satisfy Kobe's needs. Mitch Kupchak would neither confirm nor deny to Jim Gray that Kobe could be traded. Gray then got him to say that nobody on his team is untouchable. Jim Gray is a sneaky bastard.

The Heat took Jason Smith 20th. Sixers are on the clock, Glenn Sekunda eagerly awaits.