Scott Skiles, Meet Joakim Noah

Joakim Noah is headed to New York Chicago. Now please keep your damn pom-pons out of his face, Laker Girls. Stu Scott says Joakim uses a product called "Bumble Bumble" in his hair. No word on whether or not this is a Giusseppe Franco-endorsed product.

Sacramento took Spencer Hawes with the 10th pick. This may turn out to be as disappointing as ECW's selection of Chris Benoit in the WWE draft three weeks ago.

Acie Law IV was the 11th pick and is now an Atlanta Hawk. Mark Jackson says that the Hawks will "no longer have a midget at point guard." Looks like Verne Troy needs to regulate.

Thaddeus Young went 12th to the Sixers. He should mesh well with Allen Iverson, Chris Webber, Shavlik Randolph. Just as long as he doesn't try to bring any gayness on him.

Julian Wright is headed to New Orleans after the 13th pick. He should take to the language quite nicely down there as. Hejustcompletedathree-minuteinterviewsegmentwithoutpausingbetweenwords.

It's Official: Oden #1

Greg Oden is now a Portland TrailBlazer. Also, Boston has sent their #5 pick, Wally Szczerbiak and Delonte West to Seattle in exchange for Ray Allen. The C's have finally addressed that glaring weakness at the 2-guard, too bad that Pierce kid never panned out. The Sonics then took Kevin Durant with the second pick. To recap: Delonte West, Wally Szczerbiak, Kevin Durant and Dave Siock are now Seattle SuperSonics, assuming that Siock goes 5th. Atlanta proved to be as dumb as we all expected and took Al Horford 3rd. Mike Conley, Jr. went 4th to Memphis.